Has this ever happened to you?
You keep a relatively neat house. Not spic and span, of course, but straightened and clean in most of the easy-to-see places. Yet invariably, you know that your rather-sloppy-housekeeper-friend/relative, ______, will let you know that there's cat hair in a certain corner of your dining room. Or that you forgot to dust the end table. Or your stove top is looking a little crusty.
I have two people like that in my life. I won't tell you who they are, but their names rhyme with pom and payomee.
This is only a test. This is only a test. This is only a test. Will I let that make me feel all insecure? Will I go madly careening around the house, cleaning, thinking, "No one's ever gonna criticize my housekeeping again!"? (Oh, the pride.)
Or will I just smile and see the humor in the whole thing?
"Iron sharpens iron" and all that good stuff............